Monday, May 19, 2008

Melissa in a Bottle

The carnival lights glared into Melissa’s eyes, as she stood in a giant glass bottle, hanging twenty feet over the ground. The Amazing Noel stood directly under her, snidely asking the audience for silence so he could concentrate on his difficult task. Some abracadabra, a shower of glass, and for the finale, her draped in his arms. What an asshole Noel was.

Melissa stomped her foot. She and the bottom of the bottle fell out onto Noel’s unsuspecting head. Melissa rose, and waved her hands and smiled. The audience paused for a second, then burst into applause.

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