Saturday, May 24, 2008

The Best Part of Waking Up

The great space-god Zizik drifted asleep through the cosmos in the form of a planet devouring octopus for nine eons following his expulsion from the Higher Planes by his traitorous half-brother Hazrog.

He awoke as a slight scent wafted by him on a cosmic breeze, and for the first time in eternity, he sighed in contentment. He turned his gargantuan eye toward the source of the scent, a small blue planet. Focusing ever so slightly, he found the exact location of the emanation, a small structure where Chuck Haynes was brewing a pot of Folger's coffee.

Zizik coiled himself towards Earth.

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